Psalms 61;2b

When my heart is overwhelmed, lead me to the rock that is higher than I

Saturday, March 21, 2009

On My Crazy Side...honest..I am craz~~EEEEY!!!...(Diet Dr. Pepper High)

Okay, so I on Fri morn, I get up at about 6 30am and proceed to get ready for school...go to work for a relatively boring day....(important fact....>) I forgot and drank a 12 oz can of Diet Dr. Pepper for lunch...knowing that I can't sleep well with caffeine, since I usually only drink it on weekends...(stay with me here, this is relevant...) so I go home at 3pm as usual...but since I have to work graveyard (12 hour shift) tonight, I have time to grab a small 2 hour nap...oh, but I forgot...I'm not sleepy at all cause I drank Dr. Pepper!!!!! But..I lay down anyway and basically sleep..but a very non REM sleep...So, at 6:00 I get up and proceed to go to work..I do have a can of Diet Dr. Pepper in my bag, because I usually use it to keep awake...
la la la la ala....I'm working...I'm working....it's 11:00pm..I'm hungry...my plan is to get something to eat and drink my Dr. Pepper...well, I go out to Sonic...and think..well, I might want cherry flavor in my Diet Dr. Pepper...so I order a Rt 44 size Diet Dr. Pepper with cherry flavor....ok...not really thinking that 44 means 44 ounces ....I know 44 means the largest size...but heck, it is my bedtime... I am allowed to not b thinking right now....LOL (trust me, it gets worse..)
So I love Dr. Pepper...my fav drink...I told someone, it is my "beer" Thar aint nuttin like a cold swig of Dr. Pepper...
Yes, I drink it and proceed thru the night...come 7am, I am still working...could actually leave for home now, but also can stay and finish this or that...so that is what I do...finish this...finish that....not a bit sleepy...although I have been up for 24 hours basically at this point...25 to be exact...8am...still at work...9:00am...still at work...not sleepy...actually feeling pretty good...9:30...someone says "are you still here??? didn't you work last night???" 'yeah, but I need to finish this....' not sleepy...10:00 am...I am not sure really what time I clocked out to go home....sometime after 10 I think...(it still gets better...I told you I was totally crazy!!!)
I walk to my car...WOW, what a BEAUTIFUL day!!!! The sun is shining...the birds are chirping...it must be 50 degrees already...( I look at my car therm...it is 42...) Ok, so my thoughts are ramblin...I'm gonna stay up for awhile...no, I really need to sleep....I drive thru town, contemplating going to Walmart...or going to visit my niece...or stopping and eating breakfast...not a bit sleepy....oh, I could get my oil changed, since it is about 5000 miles overdue...so I whip it into the Lube Xpress...get an oil change...who knows what time it is...heck, who cares??? I am going home to clean my house...kids are away in Johnson City..it is a beautiful day...going home...okay...we get a bit tricky here...I have been awake for about 28 hours now... on the way home, I start thinking of me and my troubles...and I start crying...just bawling...(don't feel sorry for me...this is funny!!!!) I mean just sobbing...and in the midst of my sobs, I keep yawning...sob...sob....yawn...sob...sob...yawn...now if you have never done this...beware, cause it kinda stimulates your gag reflex and really...you think you are gonna puke...I mean, this is weird..I don't know whether to cry, yawn or puke...AND....I'm driving 60 mph down the road...I am totally crazy...I told you....
So, I compose my sobbing, yawning, almost puking self and think what a comical scene I am..and then on top of all that, I start laughing...God forbid that a cop is following me...I mean, what would someone think??? Well, just exactly what you all are thinking right now....
Oh and BTW, I really honestly believe that when I cranked my car after the oil change that it ran smoother...reckon??
Oh, and another thing...I am home...it is 12 noon and I might go to bed here in a bit...
Someone remind me never to drink 44 oz of caffeine when I am planning on sleeping in the next 48 hours....!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Crystal said...

O my goodness... thats too funny. I wish I was that sensitive to caffeine. I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go right to sleep...haha Get some rest!!!

:)m.a.l:) said...

OMG mom ur soo crrazy!l love the part where u r cryin, laughing, bout 2 puke, an yawning! thats hillarity 2 the max!!!